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Rants and rambles of a dragryphon.

Name:
Junior Firestorm
Birthdate:
8 January 1981
Location:
Junior wuvs Drako!

Favorite quote(s):

'Space... the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship... Enterprise. Its five year mission... to explore.. Strange, new worlds. To seek out new life and new civilizations. To Boldy Go Where No Man Has Gone Before!' ~Captain James T. Kirk, Star Trek

'Space... the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise. Its continuing mission: To explore strange, new worlds. To seek out new life and new civilizations. To Boldy Go Where No One Has Gone Before!' ~Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Star Trek: The Next Generation

'Your imputence is amusing.' ~KARR, KITT vs KARR, Season 3 Knight Rider.

'I'm not a car. I am the Knight Automated Roving Robot. KARR if you prefer.' ~KARR

'Oil's fine.' ~mysterious man in black, Stephen King's 'From a Buick 8'

'The Borg wouldn't know fun if they assimilated an amusement park.' ~ B'Elanna Torres in "Tsunkatse" Season 6

'Mr. Anderson'~ Agent Smith, The Matrix Trilogy

Favorite Jokes:

Q: What word starts with 'n' and ends in 'r' and is something you wouldn't want to call a black person?*

A: Neighbor

Q: What do you call 10,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean?

A: A good start.*

Q: How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: One, but it'd take him 5 episodes to do it.

*There are two different kinds of blacks. The ones that are African American, and the ones referred to with the N word. Theses jokes only apply to the latter.

Also: I'm not racist, but I'm not blind, either.

"And I f**ked a sheep, I f**ked a goat,
I rammed my c**k right down its throat.
" ~ 'So What' as done by Metallica

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